douchetaxi

When a bare bottom sits on a heavily bodily fluid soiled New York City taxi

“I think I have to go grab plan b and get tested. I was wasted and got douchetaxied last night.”

by Thisislife December 13, 2020

douchetard

someone that is a douche bag and a retard at the same time.

"kai is a HUGE douchetard" says Kevin "Hell yeah" says jenkins.

by Da one piece boss February 23, 2021

douchetistic

A douchebag who gives me no other choice in life than to make it them a bloody fucking statistic

My ex is such a douchetistic I wanna slap him to sleep with a skateboard

by GypzyWyldeChylde July 10, 2021

Douchetator

The kind of Douche Canoe that supports a Dictator, and often influences said leader further down a dark and dirty path.

Stephen Weak-Arms Miller is the exact kind of Douchetator that T-Rump needs to succeed in ruining everything that was once great about America.

by Emit Rekcus October 9, 2025

Jack douchery

Jack douchery is the artful combination of being both a complete jackass and behaving like an unbelievable douche.

Just when you thought that Mr. Smyth couldn’t out do himself and be more of a dick, he took his jack douchery to a whole new level.

by Barry Madonginer February 28, 2024