dookie dance

A series of strange movements to help prevent one from defecating on one's self.

Same as urination dance or pee pee dance. All help prevent a potentially embarrasing situation.

After eating two bowls of chili, Amy did the dookie dance all the way down the hall.

by pj January 28, 2005

blasting a dookie

a term in when your about to take a bad shit, a feel like your going to "blast" it out of your ass

Man I got to go and balst a dookie.

by Chris cain March 9, 2005

dookie

brown pasty substance from one's asshole.

I shit out dookie.
Dookie comes out my butt.
Dookie smells bad.
My dog makes orange dookie.
Shut-up dookie-head.

by soul October 30, 2004

Dookie a Shooter

The act of releasing a rocket-like shit, uncontrollably out of your asshole due to being scared, or surprised by something.

Originally came from Wizard People, Dear Reader by Brad Neely.

"It was 3rd period and I looked at the Multiple Choice section and when I didn't know any of the answers it was all I could do to not dookie a shooter right then and there.

"I'm going to need a change of pants because when I heard Steve Buscemi was going to star as Moe in the new live action Simpsons movie I dookied a shooter."

by Zoomacroom November 27, 2011

Dookie

To poop:

I gotta go dookie
I have to use the bathroom
Going number two

by Nickylobes January 23, 2014

Doocus

a person that is just all around stupid

can also mean anything you want it to mean, as long as you feel like calling it

Can be mistaken for "rapist" but no, it's actually a doocus.

"God, what a fat doocus worm"

"I'm such a fat rapist"
"You're a fat doocus?"
"Yeah, thats what I meant"

by Fatdoocusworm May 23, 2010

Doobub

A screwdriver. Comes from baby talk.

Hey man, pass me that doobub, I have to open up my computer.

by miamiamiamia January 10, 2013