Doober Dump Tuck

When one tucks his penis between his legs while taking a shit so as to get fecal matter on the tip.

Thomas executed a Doober Dump Tuck to show Leland how much he really cared.

by TPF COUGAR HUNTER December 31, 2007

Scoobert Doobert

Scooby-Doo but said in a dumbass way FUCK

I wanna FUCK scoobert doobert,
Holy FUCK is SScoobert Doobert cool.

by Slopz Returns March 9, 2018

Doober

A hernia protruding out of the groinal area, below the abdominal region right next to the penis. personally i have a hernia and the only defination of what happened to me is that i got a doober.

Dude 1: Man what the hell is right next to my dick.
Dude 2. Man thats a doober.

by Pordante May 24, 2004

Doored

"Dooring" or "To Door" is a slang term for when someone is so jealous of a nice or expensive car, that they park their old wreck of a car next to it, and proceed to bash the old car's door into the new one, causing paint damage and a dent.

Gangsta rating for "Dooring": 8% per car.

Yeh I doored that shit... that's how I roll!

by Jason Fonseca February 23, 2009

dooced

To lose one's job or position because of a web blog or website that is slanderous to someone or something.

Dan got dooced when he had to resign from student council because of his scandalous webblog.

by Jacoby July 16, 2008

dobbed

To get punched in the back of the head when you weren't expecting it. The term originated in Kirksville, Missouri.

We were bored the other night, so we went to some random party and dobbed a bunch of shitbags.

by Rob Rabies May 4, 2008

Doober

an exclamation used in online chat when you are bored and nobody is saying anything interesting.

Person: Yeah, i just got that new Tori Amos album..
You: DOOBER!

by Jheman December 19, 2003