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Dismangle

To destroy through mutilation
Sarah Palin said "she would continue to do her best to dismangle the english language"
by Vanstrami November 20, 2010
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Dogism

Urban dictionary; define dogism -

A religion of worship for four legged creatures to a sacred bowl. Dried bits of horrible mush are placed in the bowl by the humans of the four legged creatures prior to the commencement of prayers. Prayer services incorporate, chewing horrible mush, potentially being very enthusiastic regarding the prayer services and most fundamentally, finish all the mush. Dogism practices manipulating the humans into ceaseless amounts of belly rubs, infinite number of butt, butt, butts, and the senseless game of catch. This is all in service to worship and bring honor to their Giant Bone Creator. A faithful member of the dogism religion will in addition to the prayers and enslavement, will fight satan via the winged creatures that poop on porches, enter human bedrooms, or just exist. An additional sign of pioty, is adoring the humans girlfriend above all. Dogism practices laziness, and to work or pay for their way in this world is blasphemous.

Anti Dogism - not having a four legged creature heart eye emoji.
Although catism has its benefits, he’s a fan of the followers of dogism.
by ThePurpleRaccoon September 10, 2019
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Spiraling Dismemberment

Variation of a Convulsion. Its varying significance from it is unspecified.
by Kwing October 29, 2009
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deism

The belief of a god or gods... plain and simple.
The founding fathers may have been deist... but thats kind of when the religion lost all its numbers. Deism has nothing to do with slavery and i dont know how these certain individuals came up with such an absurd notion. Sure Deists owned slaves, but so did christians HELL even jews had them, btw thomas paine did not agree with slavery and these people are a total nimrods for throwing such a noble man into such a harsh category. he wrote for black and woman rights LOOONG before his time, you guys should read common sense.
by bangarang March 15, 2007
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dismissed

another word for when you "burn" or "own" somebody
girl- i tried to get a hold of you,what were you doing last night?
boy- your mom!
other person- OOOH DISMISSED!
by L to the A to the C-E-Y November 13, 2006
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Dismo

a) act of greeting someone or saying goodbye to someone.

b) a hardcore thug.
a) "Dismo, nigga"

b) Holy crap! Look at that dismo!!"
by hellSpawn September 15, 2003
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dismind

to have no feelings about
I don't dismind fist-anal. (means the same as i don't mind fist-anal)
by Mad Dog November 30, 2003
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