Dich

An extremely fat and long, yet greasy, dirty, and smelly penis, most likely of an overweight German or Eastern European.

I sucked his dich and accidently barfed into his urethra, now he's got like 4 STDs

by anonymous|unknown March 1, 2015

Doch

long but narrow (thin) penis
(opposite of Chode)

my friend mike Economopoulos has a doch

by chris mikrovas June 28, 2010

dichotomy

where you compare two things that normally don't go together

That fly ho standing next to that drippin' skank is one hell of a dichotomy.

by Phizil August 28, 2003

donchee

When you hold your hands together like your praying and poke someone right in the asshole through their pants. You have to say Donchee at the same time and they usually shit their pants immediately.

Kid standing against a wall at lunch - "I think I'm going to get doncheed today".

by McBurn April 12, 2008

dichter scale

The current 10-point scale of a girl's looks, only taking into account her dickableness.

That chick so ugly, she a negative five on the dichter scale!

by bimbo baggins April 4, 2009

Doche

A pussy that is wider than it is deep.

Dude me and my gf hooked up last night and i totally put my chode in her doche!

by Chodey Doche July 21, 2006

dichotomy

a scenerio that is divided into two mutually exclusive or contradictory parts

A couple having sex on their first date is a dichotomy since the man is usually commended for it, yet the woman is labeled a slut more often than not.

by giovany August 7, 2006