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Scotty Doesn't Know

Scotty doesn't know that Matt Damon is boning his bitch so don't tell him!
Scotty doesn't know that Fiona and me

Do it in my van every Sunday.
She tells him she's in church but she doesn't go
Still she's on her knees and Scotty doesn't know!

Oh Scotty doesn't know!
So Don't Tell Scotty!
Scotty doesn't know!
Scotty doesn't know!
So Don't Tell Scotty!
Fiona says she's out shopping,
But she's under me and I'm not stopping...

Because Scotty doesn't know!
Scotty doesn't know! (X3)
So don't tell Scotty!
Scotty doesn't know!

Don't tell Scotty!

I can't believe he's so trusting,
While I'm right behind you thrusting.
Fiona's got him on the phone,
And she's trying not to moan.
It's a three-way call and he knows nothing!

Scotty doesn't know!(X3)
So don't tell Scotty!
Scotty doesn't know!(X3)

We'll put on a show!
Everyone will go!
Scotty doesn't know!(x3)

The parkin lot
Why not? It's so cool when you're on top!
His front lawn in the snow
Life is so hard because Scotty doesn't know!

We did it on his birthday...

Scotty doesn't know!(X4)

Scotty doesn't know!
Scotty won't know!
Scotty doesn't know!
Scotty's gotta know!
Gotta tell Scotty!
Gotta tell him myself!
Scotty doesn't know! (X10)

Chant Scotty doesn't know! (x7)
Chant Scotty's gotta go!
by goonerbear93 May 4, 2010
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Talula Does The Hula From Hawaii

Pretty much the most ridiculous name ever given to a child, or at least given to a nine-year-old child from New Zealand. A judge ordered the parents to change it so that the poor girl wouldn't have to die a lonely old spinster because nobody wants to touch a girl named Talula Does The Hula From Hawaii. That's assuming she even lives that long and isn't brutally beaten to death before sixth grade. In the end the parents lost custody of her, a relatively fitting reward.
Had they been Chinese they would've been shot on sight, little girl included, so they're lucky in that respect.
"Oh my god, what a beautiful baby we have. She's so pure! What the hell do we name it?"
"How about Talula? I saw it on a train station wall."
"That's retarded! What, are you high?"
"Always."
"Oh, good. I was thinking we should name her something with grit and integrity, something like Does The Hula From Hawaii. Our baby's gonna be big, so it needs a big name with at least one state, one article, and definitely one verb."
"Babe, how about we mix the names and call it Talula Does The Hula From Hawaii?"
"That's completely fucking asinine! I love it, I love you!"
"Gimme that birth certificate! Is there a "y" in Hawaii?"
by Histories Mysteries January 24, 2009
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How The Fuck Does ANYTHING Get Posted In Urban Dictionary?

The term used in frustration when trying to get legitimate Urban Words In To The Dictionary
I just tried to add a local Urban Slang for the word "Gee Mail", mail that's meaningless to everyone BUT the sender, BUT:

"How The Fuck Does ANYTHING Get Posted In Urban Dictionary?"
by Webserf October 21, 2012
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it doesn't matter

1) You don't care, or you don't know what to do.

2) When you really do care about something but you don't want to hurt anyone's feelings, or make them mad or something.
Boy: "So where do you want to eat?"
Girl: (really wants to eat at "McDonald's") "It doesn't matter".
Boy: "Alright, LET'S GO TO 'BURGER KING'!!!!"
Girl: (I was hoping that we could go to "McDonald's", but...ah, it's fine)
by kue serabi September 16, 2017
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Shit doesn't stink.

When someone arrogant thinks they're better or thinks higher of theirself compared to others.
- Just because you made it into Harvard doesn't mean that your shit doesn't stink.

- She thinks that since she's head cheerleader that her shit doesn't stink and smells like roses.
by Bree_n_k June 13, 2014
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Doer

Someone who gets stuff done. Obviously.
A: We need to get these documents edited, proofed, printed, and mailed by next week!
B: Call Joe. He's a doer.
by Pollyflopadopolous June 15, 2010
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doors vs. wheels

A big fight about whether, there are more doors or more wheels in the world. This argument was started by the twitter user @NewYorkNixon the 5th of march 2022 and since then became a big debate.
A: "Where do you stand in the doors vs. wheels debate?"
B: "Obviously team doors!"
A : "Go fuck yourself."
by Luke.rtg March 10, 2022
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