Dirk

I weapon similar to a dagger, but with a longer blade.

The old warrior was stabbed with a dirk.

by Maxcocoa January 13, 2020

Dirk

Dirk is most likely plays fortnite. He usually flirts with every girl but doesn’t notice it. He’s a bot when he plays fortnite tho Dirk is most of the time single. He gets nervous easily when he likes a girl a lot but he makes a great friend! He always has an iPhone and AirPods and likes to ft with people he trust.

1.Omg Dirk is so single!
2.Dirk needs an online girl bsf to help him get a gf
3. Dirk sucks at fortnight

by Hijejsnsnss March 28, 2020

The Dirk Special

When a girl takes such a smelly poop that it stinks up a whole mansion.

Ewww megan plopped the dirk special!!!!!

by Yurt Groblau March 6, 2020

Dirk

A grouchy old man that lives to get in everyone else's business. Dirk likes to yell at people for driving too faste "kickin up dust." Dirk is entitled, and believes that he should be allowd to do donuts in the road on his tractor without looking for traffic first.

The whole neighborhood hates Dirk. He's a bitter old man.

by FireSpring August 8, 2020

Dirk, Kurt, Murk

Together, they are the "Three Dingos." They are people who enjoy cooking up little bits of things, being together, and codding all day all night.

Dirk
Kurt
Murk
Awesome

Dirk, Kurt, Murk

^^^synonyms

by Shabangola August 1, 2012

Long Dirk

The way the announcer in Dallas pronounces Dirk Nowitzki name. It is very funny

I laughed so hard at the Long Dirk.

by Dallas Cowvericks November 29, 2011

dirk weed

A simple yet confusing way to call someone a dick bag

Uncle John is being such a dirk weed

by C u m b u c k et November 3, 2023