explosive diarrhea

A lower gastro-intestinal distubance that creates a dilemma in the afflicted: Do I need a bucket of water or a shotgun?....Is that a fireball or a mountain lion coming out of my ass?

Sweetie, Quick! Bring me a drop cloth..I have explosive diarrhea.

by harry flashman July 11, 2003

diarhea

Misspelling of "diarrhea," a favorite subject of elementary school songs learned on the playground.

(singing) When you're sittin' on the toilet and the toilet paper's gone, be a man: Use your hands! Diarrhea!

(singing) When you're ridin' on your Harley and you feel somethin' gnarly: Diarrhea! When you're climbin' on a ladder and you feel somethin' splatter: Diarrhea! Diarrhea!

by BlastMaster December 30, 2003

diarraulics

A continuous viscous blockage of the entire tract whereby the hydraulic effect of eating one meal simply guarantees that another is angrily spat out of the other end.

I don't know what to do, eating is useless, I'm suffering a diarraulics attack.

by Brucester September 16, 2006

diaretes

Some food that is so fattening and disgusting (by moral standards) that it gives you diabetes and diarrhea at the same time.

heavily fried foods such as ones you'd find at the infamous Heart Attack Grill is Las Vegas, multiple portions of Outback's Bloomin' Onion, etc. will give you diaretes

by Nuggetinha and Jungle Nugget August 9, 2012

diarrhea ball

A perfectly thrown ball in bowling that results in a strike where all the pins are thrown in the air. There cannot be any slow rolling pins that nudge others down, sliding or ones that slowly lean and tip over, all pins must be completely throw in the air with explosive results.

"Mark was losing until he started throwing diarrhea balls like crazy. He ended with a turkey in the 10th."

by shoujoboy February 28, 2013

diaraye

A best friend anyone will every have. They’ll be there for you through right and rain and they’re allways supportive! 10000/10 recommendations to anyone feeling down.

Diaraye is amazing.

by THE BEST BITCH ME September 2, 2021

Implosive Diarrhea

The exact opposite of explosive Diarrhea.

Ouch, see i would go to your party but I have implosive Diarrhea. OR
I hope you get implosive diarrhea!

by BassDefender May 15, 2015