dipfortress

n. (insult) related: dipwad
a dipwad of spectacular proportions, as though large and imposing walls of stone were constructed to prevent any admirable qualities or traits of value from positively informing a person's behavior or worldview.

Paul doesn't seem to understand how difficult it is to even be in the same room as him, or that despite all efforts even the most compassionate among us can't help but regard him as a dipfortress.

by adenb December 3, 2007

Dipono

1. The asian version of Homer Simpson but this person really does not have a clue what is happening around them.
2. Bengali root word - an affectionate name used to refer to their son.

"hey dipono"
"oh diponoooh...."

by Chopperrash December 21, 2008

dipko

a guy who walks aimlessly around work and pretends to be busy.

your being such a dipko

by someoneelsenotyou123445 July 8, 2012

Diplomatress

The accompaning spouse of a Diplomat, a Diplomatress travels the world seeing the sights and sounds, in return for providing sexual favours and running the personal admin of a Diplomat.

"I heard the Ambassador's wife is an accomplished cardiologist."
"Was, now she's a diplomatress."

by Diplomatress HQ September 2, 2012

Diplomatic Idiot

A non-political adult who does not understand how politics works

Brian was a Diplomatic Idiot.

by bonelesspizza October 22, 2016

Diploid

n. Like dipshit but without cussing. Diploid.

n. Also something in biology

What the fuck richard! You diploid!
(A continuation of a vine reference)

by Pepe.twat January 22, 2018

Diplomatic Bukkake

A situation of a more or less synchronous international expulsion of diplomats as a means of expressing contempt with the expelled diplomats' national government's actions or solidarity with the state that had made the expulsion in the first place.

Russia has been suffering a massive diplomatic bukkake ever since the accusations of being liable for the poisoning of an ex-spy in Salisbury in March 2018

by juicefan April 13, 2018