piddly diddly fuck all

absolutely nothing

"have you done your chemistry home work for cekander?" "Yeah right ive dont piddly diddle fuck all."

by Mike Press March 23, 2004

Diddly ding dong dang it

Something you say when things don't go your way

"Wow there's so much ligma in here"
"What's ligma"
"LIGMA BALLS"

"Diddly ding dong dang it"

by ijustwantedtosharethis February 17, 2019

scrumptious diddly doo

what the wine cone is.

the wine cone is scrumptious diddly doo

by beeeekahhrr September 12, 2006

spliddly diddly doobing badoobery foober

(Derogatory) A harsh racial slur against the tiny lizard people living in your anal cavity.

Tod: Man, my asshole hurts.
John: It must be those damn spliddly diddly doobing badoobery foobers living in your ass.
Lizard: :(

by frighteninglystupid March 31, 2022

sha-boop-bop-diddly-doop

bill cosby's way of saying "i hate life and wish that a group of angry retarded fat midgets would come and kill me with jew feces and rusty spoons"

(on bill cosby's "kids say the darnest things" "sha-boop-bop-diddly-doop"

by we spank at dawn April 09, 2012

You've just dog diddly done it.

1. A somewhat more grave way of saying "you fail".
2. A way of saying when someone has taken it too far.

Plane Captain: Oops, we've just lost both engines.
Co-pilot: You've just dog diddly done it.

Driver: Oops, I think I just hit an old lady crossing the street.
Passenger: You've just dog diddly done it.

Guy: Oops, I got drunk last night, mistook your girlfriend for mine and slept with her.
Friend: You've just dog diddly done it.

Guy: Oops, I spilt coffee on my brand-new nine-hundred-dollar laptop.
Girl: You've just dog diddly done it.

Hunter 1: Oops, I mistook the game warden for a deer and shot him.
Hunter 2: You've just dog diddly done it.

by derroflcopter April 27, 2013

Now wait just a diddly darn minute

Euphemism for "wait a minute" or "hold the phone." Typically used when one is experiencing an epiphany or life-altering escapade.

"Now wait just a diddly darn minute," said Vanessa after hearing the news about Harambe's murder.

by K8theGr8est March 16, 2017