Dickoplata

The act of submitting one's penis with the infamous ju jitsu technique known as "omoplata". This is also comedian and UFC commentator Joe Rogan's favorite sexual position.

Kage: demonstrates the omoplata This is a ju jitsu move!

Chochie: takes off clothes I'm going to try it on you now.

Kage: That's not my arm....

Joe Rogan: yelling through the window She is going for the dickoplata!

by kagefightteam August 3, 2009

Dickspamtitus

An unfortunate medical condition, where a penis grows from the forhead. Dickspamtitus is unsightly, yet poses no medical threat. It is not able to be removed.

Look, that man's got dickspamtitus!

by Sarah The Bitch December 18, 2004

Dicksplash

Just a dickhead with a dick that splashes in the bath

Your such a fucking dicksplash

by TGF bro lover December 19, 2016

Dickslay

When your gay homie comes home after good sex you look at him and scream- dickslayyyyyy!!!!

- bro I has such a good gay sex last night

- broooo, dickslayyyyy!

by Dickslay January 24, 2022

Dicksplash

a dicksplash is somebody who is a little dick and is most likely racist, homophobic, misogynistic e.t.c

"I hate Elijah."
"Why?"
"He's a dicksplash."
"We stan blu-ray not eli-ace"
JK JK I AM NOT SANTA BC SANTA HATES ELIJAH AND I AM NOT SANTA THE END

by ILIKERAY December 16, 2021

dicksplain

Next level mansplaining. When mansplaining is ineffective, something may have to be dicksplained directly with dick.

Chuck was known for mansplaining things to his wife, and even occasionally veered into dicksplaining on more difficult topics.

by walterc June 28, 2025

Dickslato

Laying the most spectacular dick game to your wifey,mistress or sex partner

OMG... Carol, Aaron gave me the best dickslato ever last night... It went on and on for 3 hours.

by Dutchy345 February 7, 2009