dickface

(dik•fays) informal reference to an individual whose penis resembles all or part of a human face; can also refer to someone whose penis has a natural blemish with said resemblance.

I didn't understand why they called him dickface until I saw his penis. The bloody thing looked like a human face!!

by Member 248791 November 16, 2016

dickflabagus

When your penis is really sad and has way too much excess skin.

My penis was so sad and had lots of excess so I went to the doctor and he said I had dickflabagus.

by Jamesct696969 May 12, 2017

Dicklace

A necklace in the shape of a dick

My girl got pissed off i bought a dicklace for her. Kanye west will one day be wearing a dicklace on stage.

by Portuguese jenkins November 19, 2017

dickfageroni

When the head of the penis is overly massive, pepperoni pizza size

Wow, I love the dickfageroni!

by Fageronilover123 April 20, 2018

dickfluenza

An Ol' Scabby Penis - aka rare strain of hepatitis X, aka dickenpox

"Apparently dickenpox starts with influenza symptoms... of the dick"
"DICKFLUENZA"

by Power_Bottom May 21, 2018

dickface

a fuckboy that doesnt know when to shut the fuck up

"Shut the hell up you dickface"

by Roberdjkcnjdnjc May 25, 2018

Dickface

Someone who is a diabetic asshole and neglects the term duck face as a solid insult

Matt is being a total dickface on COD tonight!

by Victoreup February 28, 2018