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MDEC Dementia

A fictional (yet very apparent) disease, contracted when one is perceived to have worked at the MDEC for an abnormal period of time.

Symptoms include: random hand gestures, Dick and Dom quotes, Napoleon Dynamite quotes, outlandish nicknames assigned to virtually everyone in the workplace, and completely bizarre "games" played at the MDEC during quiet periods (most of the time), with utterly irrelevant rules.
"That guy pretending his arm is a periscope and lobbing imaginary grenades clearly has MDEC Dementia."
"Ooo, eee, ahh, Beefy's gone potty!"
"I'm not stopping! I'm not stopping!"
"Red for ratty, green for fester. You go first."
"Let's drop a coin on the floor and see if she picks it up..."
"Can't find me cheque book..."
"No, no, no Mr. Schneider; that's COMPLETELY out of hand!"
"Here we are in the industrial zone, so-called because of CORRUGATED CARDBOARD and some PIPING!"
"Let's reveal the BUZZWIRE!"
"This is the future: SKITTLES and REMOTE CONTROLLED CARS!"
"Naebody Move! Whoop whoop!"
by DC Harry Batt October 28, 2008
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demetria616

A random page that posts random thing and that is desperate for followers and is a 13-14 year old
Demetria616 is a nice person and isnt rude. <3
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Demetri & Brooking

<3 <3 <3 Hotteeessst sexxx buddies ever. Their always brooking eachother.. ALL THE FUCKING TIME!
Dude did you see Jessica and Garrett, they are totally Demetri & brooking it!
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demetrion

1.Short,dark skin cutie that plays any sport and works hard to achieve his goals
2. Loving,caring will do anything to make the ones he love happy
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Dementia Dick

(noun) the amnesia-like phenomenon of not knowing the name of the person currently performing sexual acts on your penis due to (1) dimentia, (2) a general tendency toward slutty behavior or (3) a combination of (1) and (2).
Usage 1: As Gene, who resided in an upscale assisted living facility, entered his 90s, he was unable to recall the names or faces of his visiting children or his sexual partners. As a result, during his frequent sexual conquests just outside the shared dining facility, he would forget the names of the people providing fellatiatic services, or even why they were there. He was suffering from dementia dick.

Usage 2: I invited a guy from a dating app to come to my house. Now he’s riding on my cock but I can’t recall his name. I have dementia dick.
by ChocoFacial69 December 28, 2018
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demetrion

a brownskin fine ass boy,who has a big black cock he is amazing in the pussy and is athletic as tf
girl demetrion is fine
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Demetrea

Listens to loud blasting music (most likely rap ) partially deaf. very crazy. quick to throw hands when it come to family and friends.
aye yo you seen demetrea?

no heard she got suspended...AGAIN
by Demithagawd December 19, 2019
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