weapons of mass deception

Imaginary weapons used to distract people from the truth.

Bush's weapons of mass deception are killing innocent civilians.

by g July 8, 2003

derection

When something is so unarousing that the male genitalia has an inward erection.

When I saw Brokeback mountain I had a derection.

The movie Nacho Libre makes me have a derection.

That ugly girl gives me a derection.

by Anonymous123469 July 11, 2006

Defecation deficit

To not be able to take a shit; to be constipated.

Sorry, that was my digestion. I'm in the middle of a defecation deficit.

by maltar April 9, 2011

derection

The shrinking of the penis (the opposite of an erection) usually after seeing someone or something unpleasant.

There are 2 types of derections:
•a boner derection (where the penis returns to its normal state from a boner)
•a normal state derection (where the penis shrinks so much that it folds in on itself )

(Word origin : South African potato)

•"That ugly woman gave me a derection"

by PigeonSlayer February 8, 2019

Defecation Dost

A defecation dost is described as a friend, comrade, or whatever of that sort, who happens to take a shit at the same time as you. The simultaneous ritual of taking a shit while being in contact with each other, ex. Through texting, is when they can be established as this as they are defecating, and being « dosts » (which is friends in the Hindi language).

« Hey dude, I just took the biggest dump this morning my bowels feels RENEWED »

« Same?? Dude I took one too it was ETHEREAL. »
« Oh my god...we’re defecation dosts! »

by WINWINIESYOSHSH December 23, 2020

hyperactive racism detection

A mental condition that causes very dumb humans to believe absolutely everything is racist.

Tyrone- "that mosquito bit me. It's racist"
Tyrone- "that mosquito didn't bite me. It's racist"
Bob- " dude, give the hyperactive racism detection a rest "

by Kedielover April 30, 2023

Defective Flypaper

When, for whatever reason (tired, drunk, hungover, preoccupied, just not understanding, etc.), someone is explaining something to you and it's just not sticking.

I seem totally unable to comprehend what was just said. I feel like defective flypaper right now.

by DarthKiljoy March 5, 2009