decaf

1) adjective

Term used to describe that which is entirely uncool, lame, stupid, or otherwise deemed unfavorable.

2) noun

An object of non-awesomeness.

synonyms: teh suck
antonyms: coffee

1)
A: I just pwned some noobs on Counterstrike.
B: Dude, I'm a noob. That's so decaf.

2)
A: I just lost $100. :(
B: Decaf, bro.*

*If B should find A's $100, decaf should still be spoken, although the situation is quite coffee for B.

by David Fier November 11, 2004

deaf cunt

A highly proficient networker. Also deaf. And a bit of a cunt.

Aw man, that guy knows everybody in here. He must be a deaf cunt.

by KMacG May 20, 2014

deaftly

an total xbox fanboy as described by the morons that inhabit #ps3 on efnet

deaftly <3's xbox because hes a faggot

by johnnyno5 January 17, 2008

deafecation

1.v. The act of dropping a log in complete silence.
2. n. The product of a silent shit.
3. When deaf people are unaware of how loud their pooping noises actually are.

Billy stared at his deafecation in awe knowing that nobody could have possibly heard him.

by Beerad Reeser November 17, 2009

degaffery

Related to "DGAF." The state, being, condition, or act of not giving a fuck.

Dude, no one showed up to econ Friday. The degaffery was just off the charts.

by Ella Mae Fayo April 20, 2011

deaf whore

a deaf female who is also deaf. deaf women are whores by definition. PERIODT.

wow that girl is such a deaf whore.

by harperisfast January 19, 2020

Deaf Jenny

While in the process of intercourse with one of the opposite sex, attempt to excrete feces into ur hands. Once done, continue to place the feces into ears of the girl. In order to be done correclty, make sure that their is an even amount of fecal material in both hands. The best time to deaf jenny a girl is when they are least expecting it. Once you place the shit in the ears, do a delayed "SURPRISE". If she does not hear you, the Deaf Jenny has worked ot its fullest extent.

---I Deaf Jennied that blonde.

---If you do not co-operate, I will procede to Deaf Jenny your son-of-a-bitch ass!

by Lefty5 and Krongy June 11, 2009