Poop dealer

When the squad got the shy guy, the annoying one, the jock, and of corse the poop dealer; the fecal distributer; when you trapping so hard you mass produce your own fecal matter

Yo imma poop dealer you need some fecal matter

by Obunga Dunga September 20, 2019

Diafer

One who dies in a fire (diaf).

Oh, don't worry about him, he is just a diafer.

by Diafer March 7, 2007

Meme Dealer

A person who uses social media or other forms of contact like a drug dealer with memes

Man to meme dealer “Gimme the stash”
Meme dealer to man “Here’s Ugandan Knuckles”

by TheBiggestBigShaq January 30, 2018

amateur dealer

A drug slinger that is just starting out or temporarily selling some drugs for quick cash.

Duder 1: "So I went to the doctor because of the pain after my car accident and he gave me some vicodin. I'm going to sell them shits for like $50 a pill son! I need that money."

Duder 2: "Yeah dude, go for it. You'll be a broke ass amateur dealer but it's cool. Just make sure you don't get shot."

Duder 1: "Word doggy, word."

by westfalia January 14, 2010

dealer doors

what you have when you open your car door and the dome light doesn't come on. In addition, your "Hey, you left your lights on" and "Your keys are still in the ignition" dingers do not go off. This happens either on purpose (to not be seen) or through electrical/mechanical failure. It often causes dead batteries.

Thanks to my dealer doors, I left my lights on again and now my battery is dead.

I locked my keys in the car. Stupid dealer doors.

It's a good thing I've got these dealer doors, or I would've been spotted last night!

by HexMaster September 25, 2009

deaser

Another name for a man's Penis used to show that it is rather large.

Can also be used as a verb to describe sex.

Noun:
Man my deaser is so hard right now thinking about her.

Verb:
Larry: How was your date last night with Martha?
Jimmy: It was great I ended up deasing her in the parking lot behind the movie theater.

by littlehuman October 19, 2012

Caffeine Dealer

A Barista. A person who is specially trained in the making and serving of coffee drinks.

Before I go to work I need to pay a visit to the local caffeine dealer. I still haven't got my fix today.

by brontosaurus666 February 26, 2011