Tone deaf

An adjective describing a person who can't hear the difference between off beat and on beat or on key and off key

Person one: hey can you give me an example of a tone deaf person?

Person two: look up country music on Spotify

by Sub to BIGFAIL April 17, 2020

I-deaf

The inability to hear because the listener has headphone from an MP-3 player on.

I didn't hear what you were saying yesterday, because I was probably I-deaf.

by Daddy_jeffy December 22, 2008

Computer Deaf

Someone who doesn't understands any computer terms when used in a sentence or heard.

John is computer deaf he never understand anything I try to explain about his computer.

by ShadowZeek August 23, 2011

Poon deaf

When you're so hard up for poon, you don't hear what they say, just agree.

Man, dylan was so poon deaf, joss said she wanted something serious and he agreed just to get laid.

by Boogie Cuz February 21, 2017

Fucking Deaf Mute

When a sexual partner doesn’t ‘hear’ nor audibly respond to the mad skillz you’re throwing down on them.

(This term is in no way meant to disrespect people who’ve lost their ability to hear/speak!)

Sex is a ‘conversation’ of sorts, each partner communicates to the other by way of their touch, actions, & feedback they give to one another.

Except for a fucking deaf mute.

They neither ‘hear’ what your doing to them and they barely — if at all — acknowledge or respond with so much as a, “Ooo! Yes!” to that crazy thing you’re doing with your whatever to their wherever.

Dude! I was ALL OVER her last night, but she barely made so much as a moan. She’s a fucking deaf mute

by DanielNotDan November 23, 2019

tongue deaf

Completely lacking in the ability to taste. Might as well have put cigarettes out on their tongue.

"Holy shit did you see Alice putting ketchup on that 100 day dry aged Wagyu Ribeye?!"
"Yeah, she ordered it well done- she's completely tongue deaf, got a palate like a racoon!"

by Shroot August 10, 2021

Zone-deaf

The acute ability to ignore all sound whilst in the creative flow zone.

I was so focused I went completely zone-deaf to the sweet young couple's conversation going on right nxt to me.

by Francois the Unsheathed October 10, 2021