olden daze

what you get when someone old gets confused or lost or otherwise not with the program

elderly customer: is this apple $1?
shopkeeper #1: what do you mean, you pay by the weight
shopkeeper #2: dont worry. just take the dollar and go with the olden daze

by muffmirkin January 6, 2020

bueno daze

a state of unexpected confusion that produces a beneficial outcome

He woke up in a bueno daze, after only a three minute power nap.

by 0podcito September 26, 2022

The Glaze and Daze

The act of sticking someone's head between your buttcheeks and taking a shit on their forehead.

Come here baby *as Fred puts Haley's head between his cheeks and lets one rip*

Bruh I just did The Glaze and Daze to my girl's dad last night it was gnarly .

by Dinkle The Spider October 30, 2020

dog park daredevil

The practice of wearing open toed foot ware at the dog park.

A dog park daredevil carefully chooses his steps in the tall grass to avoid toeing a turd.

by Doggie walker August 19, 2022

Daedalus

1. A very intelligent inventor in Greek mythology who supposedly invented the labyrinth. He was subsequently imprisoned by King Minos of Crete, but escaped with his son Icarus by creating wings made of seagull feathers, wax, and string. Icarus, however, flew too close to the sun, and the wax melted - he fell to his death in the Ocean.

2. An Artificial Intelligence in the game Deus Ex: The Conspiracy. Created by Majestic 12 in order to identify terrorists, it identified Majestic 12 as a terrorist organization itself. Its predecessor was the Morpheus prototype, and it later joined with Icarus to form Helios. One method of winning the game was to join with the Helios AI.

3. Me.

Daedalus was extremely intelligent.

by Daedalus January 7, 2004

carbon-dated

adj fr. AHD4 carbondating + -ed

Very out of date, popularized by Buffy the Vampire Slayer.

'Deal with that outfit for a moment.'
'It's dated?'
'It's carbon-dated.'

by 5by5 July 15, 2005

Notre Damed

When someone who attends or has attended Notre Dame rejects or ignores you because you did not attend Notre Dame. An action that is the result of a feeling of superiority by the person or persons who attend or have attended Notre Dame.

Ryan: I was supposed to meet Claire, but she bailed!

Adam: She Notre Damed you again?!

by trips145 January 10, 2011