dexter

The act of lying or bullshitting someone with a serious face.

Oh yeah, I'ver herd that band .... dexter...
or
It's not true I was just dextering you.

by thypants December 1, 2011

Dexter School for Boys

Dexter School is an all boys school in Brookline MA, running from pre-kindergarten through high school. This superb institution prepares students for a variety of prestigious new england preperatory schools and Ivy league universities. The school implements a coat and tie dress code for all students fifth grade and above, and a collared shirt for those in the lower grades, allowing for students to achieve a sense of style and class. Graduates of Dexter leave the institution with a superior education and the distinct knowledge that they, in fact, are better than you. The Dexter School has rivals such as Fen, Fessenden, and Fay, and Park, but these inferior schools do not hold a candle to the radiant brilliance that is The Dexter School for Boys. Dexter has produced many famous leaders such as John F. Kennedy. A sister school by the name of Southfield resides on the same campus.

Dexter School for Boys in Brookline, MA

by Hunter Treacy October 3, 2006

blue darter

an ignited fart with substantial methane content

" God dang! Jim Bob lit off another blue darter in the movie theater!"

by Julie Groman April 25, 2003

online dater

someone who is so desperate for love, he has to look for it over a computer screen with someone he never met in real life.

my friend sits in his basement all day flirting with girls that for all he knows could be guys. poor him, never had a chance with real love. hes an online dater, and he needs pyschological help.

by facelesskill October 4, 2007

dafter

your a fuckin idiot

you dafter

by laujen October 5, 2003

Lego dater

Someone whose relationships overlap like legos.

Jenny is such a lego dater. She didn't get rid of Johnny until she hooked up with Mark.

by Rose Mary Jenkins August 14, 2009

ultimatum dater

A person who is interested in going out on a date with you at a specific time and place but expects you to cancel whatever plans or commitments you had that on that day in order to it. If the person is unwilling to cancel their other plans/commitments, the dater then loses interest in the person and moves on to another guy/girl. Commonly found on online dating websites.

Girl: Wanna go out sometime?
Guy: Sure, When are you free ?
Girl: I'm free on Monday.
Guy: I have class on Mondays. Can we go out on another day?
Girl: Doesn't sound like you're interested in going out with me. Gotta go.
Guy: Yes I do can't we go another time....Hello ? That girl is such an ultimatum dater.

by CapAIM November 4, 2009