Shane Dawson

The Cat Rapist Of 2019.

Hey! It’s a fucking cat! *unzips pants* OooHoooHooooOooOoooH.
*idubbz appears* Hey! That’s pretty good!
Shane Dawson is 2019’s internet YouTube meme, because he exposed himself on a podcast by saying that he raped his cat.

by SubToCryptactivate April 9, 2019

Shane Dawson

Word or meaning for somebody who has ejaculated on a animal of some sort mostly a cat

I CAME ON MY Cat. Shane dawson®️

by Thomas the dank engine69 August 22, 2019

Dawson

One who claims he has a penis of approximately 7.5 inches, which is secretly a lie. The lie usually sounds like 'Its only natural, nothing suspicious.'

Boy: I have the fattest dick...
Girl: Want to let me see?
Boy: No? i can tell you that its a Dawson, expect no proof.
Girl: I doubt its a Dawson, thats like 50 inches...
Boy: Get out of my sight.

by Cha man tommy November 6, 2010

Shane Dawson

A guy who only has one shirt and never showers

Wow! That guy Smells! I bet he's a Shane Dawson .

by Cassidy_knows_all November 23, 2017

Dawson

To get drunk, consume rather large amounts of alcohol

Let's go get dawsoned tonight

by Wigsy January 12, 2009

Ted Danson (Sandwich)

A deli sandwich made up of the following ingredients:

1. Turkey
2. Sauerkraut
3. Swiss Cheese
4. Russian Dressing

all on Rye bread

(at Joe's Deli)

Barry: What are you getting, Ken? I'm getting a matzo ball soup.
Ken: That sounds good, but I think I'm just gonna get a TED DANSON (SANDWICH)

by deliman007 August 2, 2011

Jack Dawson

Jack Dawson is the ULITIMATE boyfriend/husband anyone can ask for!
Buttttttt........ HE’S MINE!
No one can have him but me.
I’m just making it clear!
:)

“Have you met my boyfriend?”
“No, who is he?”
“Jack Dawson :)”
“OMG I WISH I WAS YOU!!!”

by JackDawsonsGirlfriend March 21, 2020