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crotch dangler

A term coined by avid babywearing parents to denote any type of front carrier used to carry babies and children that literally leaves them dangling from the crotch.
(Most notably, the Baby Bjorn, the Snugli, and the cheap Chico and Infatino knock offs).

I mean, really, would YOU like to hoisted up by bearing all your weight on your crotch?
"I just love my baby bjorn!" :)
"You should switch to a maya wrap, or a moby wrap... or essentially any other sling that isn't a crotch dangler "
"Oh, that makes sense"

That crotch dangler looks mighty uncomfortable
by rocketspoon August 17, 2010
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Cocks-a-dangle

The art of standing fully naked with your cock hanging down. About to have sex, swinging.
Julia was sitting naked in the middle of the gymnasium sorunded by the entire basketball team, cocks-a-dangle. Things were about to heat up.
by The Maxwell. October 2, 2009
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Diglet

A Ground pokemon that resembles a phallus sticking out from
the ground.
Diglet, use dig! Now pop out of the ground under where I'm sitting!
by wadduyamacallit December 28, 2005
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Dick Dangler

A term used to describe a person who engages in dick dangling, an ancient asian sport where two men connect their penises with chains and pull until the other falls to his knees.

This term can also be used as an insult for someone you dislike.
Dick Dangler: Hey
Non-Dick Dangler: Shut up, dick dangler
by mike fellatio January 26, 2005
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waggle daggle

To use the extremity, such as a hand or foot, of a sleeping or otherwise incoherent friend to masturbate or to finish off a masturbatory activity at the end of a hard partying evening.
hey dude I'm sorry but I had to use you for a waggle daggle this nut wasn't gonna bust itself.
by emilionaire September 1, 2010
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diglett

A small dick shaped pokemon that sometimes likes to gather in a trio for orgies. Then repeatedly bobs up and down in an in and out motion yelling its name, slowly escalating into an eruption of a fountain of white colored milk that resulted in the creation of mt. moon.
"Dude that chick totally wanted a diglett last night."

"I think that diglett from last week gave me the herps."
by Mooksy June 1, 2009
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DANGLE FLOP

1.The act of having a loose vagina 2. an extreme camel toe that is either dirty, smells of sea life, spotted with STDS or all of the above.
i was gonna hit that chick at that party but she had the worst Dangle Flop ive ever seen.
by Mdot August 21, 2006
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