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cusstomer

Client, patron, or consumer prone to inappropriate or foul language.
gallant: This guy was shopping with his kid and dropping f-bombs left, right, and sideways.

goofus: Whatev - i'll take a cusstomer over a cellfish all day, every day.
by Brandscaping January 28, 2014
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Custo

Originally used for a shortened term of customer.
Can also be used as a way to describe someone who can be easily manipulated and tend to give you what you want.
“Man tell yo custo chick to buy us a bottle

“Man you bought her jeans, Brodie you a custo”
by Swervo314 March 10, 2022
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Custo

A snake ass nigga , back door, untrustworthy, low down
he a custo , custo ass nigga
by not quite like no other March 4, 2021
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customer

Barely sentient, shambling creature. Close relative of the Zombie. Generally seen in vicinity of hassled shop staff, shaving points of their IQ with inane banter.
"Excuse me, where are your Dan Brown books?"
by Anonymous July 22, 2004
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Customer Prevention Department

AKA Sales Prevention Department AKA Credit Department
Most Companies have a sales department and there goal is simple. Take a product or service and present it to someone in need of your product or service. What many people do not know is every sales department has a nemesis, the customer prevention Department or Credit Department. Whose goal is to come up with a hundred reasons why the company should not sell to a customer.
Hey joe, Heard about that big sale, should be no prob getting that new boat next month.
Yeah 20 hours of negoation and I had it locked, then the Customer prevention department came along and out the fucking window it went.
by deltax138 October 8, 2008
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customer service

Something that isnt what it used to be. Customer service workers get paid to lower themselves and kiss ass to ungrateful, stupid pricks known as the "public." Customer service workers only have their positions while obtaining a college degree, so they can get out of customer service hell and kiss ungratefull customers goodby for a real job that offers a future and more financial security.
Customer service workers get a bad rap from the ignorant public. They like their position no more than the patrons who look down on them. I used to be in customer service (the food/restaurant industry), and would spit in the food of idiots who would piss me off and look down on me for providing a service for their pathetic, ungrateful ass. When working in customer service, you immediately see how stupid people have become today.
by krock1dk@yahoo.com May 24, 2008
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custompasta

A unique and relevant copypasta that is written on the fly in response to a statement from another person in a chat or in a forum thread.

A custompasta is most effective when posted quickly in response to a innocent statement or question.
Person A: You play Counter-Strike: Classic Offensive yet?
Person B (custompasta): Nope, you think I have time for that? I'm trying to get a degree. I'm not just fucking around like you. I have to WIN a career. I'm never going to have a family because I'm a permavirgin. The only way I can ever get anyone to care about me is to become rich and pay some hooker to come back with me and pretend to be my girlfriend for maybe one day. And that's before even she gets bored and just leaves me like every other woman in my life. So no Person A, I've got better things to do.
by Raedwald January 9, 2017
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