bollock custard

The ejaculation produced from a males penis when he reaches orgasm.

"I shot my bollock custard all over her face".

"She swallowed my bollock custard".

by Dacarlo March 13, 2003

Poor Man's Custard

A term for white sauce, used in cookery. Also slang for sperm, due to its appearance and consistancy.

He drizzled the poor man's custard on to her chops.

by chris wheelie April 21, 2005

face custard

male ejaculate that ends up on a partners face, either intentionally or accidentally.

I think you have a bit of face custard on your chin.

by jimb0ne January 18, 2012

Custard Bomb

A sexual act by which the female insert’s a funnel in her anus. The funnel is thus filled with cold custard. The cold custard is farted into the male's mouth, which by now is luke warm, giving the male a tasty meal.

I Just got a tasty Custard Bomb of Rosie O'Donnell , Yum

Rosie Custard

by bph1992 March 19, 2012

custy flex

An action which is generally seen as unnacceptable or improper. Usually used as a direct object with the transitive verb "run".

Chan drank too much and puked. He was running a custy flex last weekend.

by bigballa June 19, 2006

custo

A Customer, typically a person wanting to buy drugs.

"Man, hold up.. let me go deal with this custo, he's fiendin like a mofucka, and I need the money"

by syked February 18, 2004

custee

Custom made or personalized t-shirt

I am going to buy me a custee.

by tshirtdesigner October 30, 2009