Four O'clock Freak-out

The four o'clock freak-out occurs on Sunday afternoons before the start of a week of college work. You suddenly realize that it is already four o'clock (the day is almost over!) and you have not done anything in preparation for the week ahead. Instead you have wasted the time you had to do work by surfing facebook, napping, and shopping. This catastrophe could be followed closely by the five o'clock freak-out, which sneaks up while you are wasting more time freaking out.

I spent Friday and Saturday having fun, with good intentions to study on Sunday. I slept in late, putzed around the house until I realized it was FOUR O'CLOCK and I still had to write three papers and put together a presentation, suddenly my stomach dropped, my heart started pounding, and I knew I was experiencing the Four O'clock Freak-out!

by 1wildcatginger December 8, 2009

milk the clock

The act of staying on the clock after you work a shift, trying to make yourself look busy in order to make more money.

I want to buy a dimebag of weed but I have bills to pay. Thats ok though because I can always milk the clock for an hour after I'm done with my shift.

by alex eb August 19, 2007

Irish Alarm Clock

Fuck. OFF. sigh. no more fart, alcohol, potato, or poor jokes about us, please. We are people too, who have feelings, and it is offensive. We have gone through so much shit, don't know if any of you shitheads realize it, but we have. No, the blacks weren't alone. Sure they had slavery, but we had fuckin brits on us, fire us first, hire us last. We were always poor, slaved in factories, were kept down by the brits, made to build a wall, many died in the process. Little kids. Elderly, sick, tired people. Everyone gets jumped on for being racist about african-americans now, but what about all the fuckin Irish jokes? cut it out. My grandma came to America when she was 18, and everyone made her embarrassed about her heritage. She was too shy to TALK. Then, she met Grandpa. =) he understood her. Now she's pretty well off, rich actually. I have only faced a little racism, I don't really have an accent, no (well, some people say I talk a little weird, lol), but when people find out I'm Irish... there's where the alcoholic jokes begin.

" Hey, you ever give anyone an Irish Alarm Clock?"
" go die in a hole."

by THE REAL Grungegirl August 9, 2009

CHOCK LOCK

1. The use, esp. on Twitter by Craig Hockenberry (after whom the technique is named), of caps lock, no punctuation, and occasional misspellings to represent the speech of a somewhat mentally inferior alter ego.

2. The Caps Lock key itself when used as in 1.

3. A fictional key (or setting) actually labeled "CHOCK LOCK" on a keyboard (or in an app), usually replacing Caps Lock.

MORE IMPORTANT THAN SOURCE CODE FOR IPHONE AND RESUMES WERE TALKING CHEARLEADERS AT CHOCKLOCK.COM GO CHOCK LOCK GO HOME RUN

by Lanny Heidbreder January 20, 2009

clocktease

When surfing the channels, you click on a show that starts in a couple minutes. But the schedule has already switched to the next half hours programming, leaving you with the info for the future show.

Guy 1: Hey look! Wizards of Waverly Place and Selena Gomez's statutory hot ass!
Guy 2: Dude, Suite Life of Zack and Cody is still on for 3 fucking minutes...what a clocktease. The info says they are blowing each other for 25 minutes.

by marc courtmanch March 12, 2009

clocktail

A type of hairstyle where the hair is gathered into two "tails" of different lengths on either side of the head, making it look like the hands of a clock.

The girl over there has some cute clocktails.

by kheldorn October 21, 2016

Grapes Clock

The programmer of the ClockCrew, Grapes helps work on the Clock Crew's website and was May's King of the Portal.

grapes is a pr0g master

by Pepsi_max_clock June 23, 2004