Crimping software

Basically a silly name for Ethernet crimpers that came about when two very tired friends needed to crimp some cat5e cable. The one friend wanted to ask for the Ethernet crimpers, when instead he said "hand me the crimping software" the two friends still laugh and joke to this day about this experience.

Hey man i got some cat5 here can you pass me the crimping software?

by softCrimp March 4, 2022

Crumpin

Crumpin’ is the new fuck. It’s aggressive, it tastes good in your mouth, it describes with excitement. Crumply is also used interchangeably

That shit is Crumpin’! That sandwich is looking crumply

by CrumpinBitch April 5, 2022

crimping my vibe

To copy someone's vibe, style or other personal "trademarks"

Example 1:

Me: My friend just announced he's getting a guitar right after I showed off the guitar I just bought, AND he got the same guitar strap as me? he's crimping my vibe hard.

Example 2.

Me: Did you see Ethan is using Jay's catch phrase now? He's totally crimping her vibe.

by falsefox April 7, 2023

Cramping

Being on your period whilst camping.

I enjoyed my camping trip besides the fact that I was cramping because I was also on my period!

by Gotnewsforyou January 11, 2024

Crumpin’

Crumpin’ is when you accidentally or purposely shit yourself mid hump.

Don’t forget to hose off after a good crumpin’!

Crumpin’ is a blumpkin on roids.

Better lay down a towel I feel a good crumpin’ coming.

I shit myself again… no honey that was a good crumpin’.

by R0gue Ch0de January 22, 2024

Crumpin’

When you accidentally or purposely shit yourself mid hump.

1) I shit myself again…no honey that was a good crumpin’!

2) Better lay a towel down… I feel a crumpin’ a coming.

3) Crumpin’ is a blumpkin on roids.

4) That was such a hard crumpin’ it ran down my cleggs.

by R0gue Ch0de January 22, 2024

Crimping a Prick

When toilet paper particles build up in your crack and they roll into cigarette-like shapes.

I've been going through rolls of toilet paper Crimping a Prick.

by Froggo boi February 2, 2024