crump

Verb, the act of treading upon freshly lain snow.

I had to crump through last night's snowfall.

by canis fortunatus February 9, 2017

Crumped

When a human is folded in half or crumped together

“Guys we’re all crumped, it’s fine”

by mcdaddy.44 October 17, 2020

Crump Cramps

When you crump so much that the crump factory starts to burn and stretch

I ate a lot of taco bell and now I have crump cramps

by Grandpa Olives February 8, 2023

Crumps

When you have all diseases known to mankind such as: aids, poverty, foreign accent syndrome and ligma

Person: Yo its Hoang he's got crumps
DJ Domalaon: Yeah man he's got crumps fr

by greenlipasepyramid February 22, 2023

The Crump

When you have a spicy dump, perhaps after a bad curry and the ring is sore af afterwards and is res raw after which can be sore for days.
A Shrivelled red and sore butthole.

Originating from Newcastle UK

“Jack, you coming out to the pub lad?”

“Nahh alan, ive got the crump.”

by GeordieRepresent October 19, 2023

Crump

Period cramps- to avoid cramps from running, walking, etc. being confused with period cramps, use the word crumps when referring to period cramps.

Ugh my crumps are so bad today I’m on my period

by anonymous January 14, 2024

crump-hole

nickname for a hard hit or a great blow

oh i got fully crump-holed last night, im sore

by leila arrow December 14, 2020