Callum Crump

used to refer to a cool underground fakemink skater.
Someone who isnt narcissistic, the best person to ever exist and doesnt manipulate anyone.

"Wow is that Callum Crump, he killed my whole family but said I was calm so imma be mates with him"

by poo123testicles July 30, 2025

crump

You will get crump (fucked up) off this tequila.

Don't make me crump( fuck ) yo ass up.

That bitch is crumped up.

by Bubbles DeLicious February 27, 2017

Crumping

When you haven't had sex in awhile because plans keep falling through.

Question: You gonna ask if she want to get naked with you later and let you drill for oil?

Answer: Naw, I'm good. I really like Jenny so I'm Crumping it this deployment.

Or

Answer: I have been Crumping it for the last 3 years. Just cant find a girl i like or a girl liking me back the way I want. Just keep falling through.

by Justkidding76 October 24, 2017

Crump Nugget

Another term to describe someone with a millimeter peter

You are such a crump nugget

by Cornellius smack July 26, 2017

Crump

The action of grabbing another person’s genitals while keeping one’s hand in their pocket.

“Dude, what are you doing? Stop, it’s weird.”
“It’s called crumping, get used to it.”

by Goon Lagoon May 9, 2024

Crump

A word used usually around Queen Anne county high school meaning fuck all admins we smokin no matter what

Man A-why is there crump wrote on the bathroom
Jonas- cuz we crump

by F*CK THE FEDS March 29, 2023

Crocodile Crump

When you give oral to a man and you accidentally bite him, or you’re being too teethy.

Zack: Yea man, last night Tina crocodile crumped me
Josh: Well damn! So did Emma.

by urbfssidebae August 5, 2022