crocodile

insincere or false when used adjectivally. From crocodile tears (=false sympathy).

She gave me a crocodile smile.

by uttam maharjan November 16, 2010

Crocodili

the stuffed crocodile Snooki from Jersey Shore has. he is her lover when vinny is smooshing Grenades.

JWOW: "who you gonna smoosh tonight?"
Snooki: "crocodili is gonna be my bf for the night"

by meagz21 April 11, 2011

crocodile dung

taking crocodile poop and mixing it with a solution consisting of honey and sodium bicarbonate which is used like a tampon

that shit was crocodile dung

by slippysloppyfuckers November 12, 2009

Crocodilian

a psychic, samurai, shot gun shooting, telekineses, shopping, dangerous, Korean, meditating, anti-gravity, cussing, babe magnetizing, hot dog eating crocodile.

Dami Oyeyemi, Tarek Al-Rafae, Jaeyoon Park, and all Crocodilians around the world

by Dami, Tarek, and Jaeyoon May 8, 2011

Crocodile Tweet

It's the same as crocodile tears but in tweet form. For instances when celebrities tweet "R.I.P. John Q. Celebrity" because it's the hip thing to do, not because they really are mourning the person. In fact they couldn't care less and probably even contributed to his drug addiction.

Rihanna crocodile tweeted: "Cory Monteith, may your spirit be at peace, and may you fly with the angels... Heartbreaking, my prayers are with all of his loved ones!"

Mia Farrow added: "Rest in peace Cory Monteith. Sad, very very sad."

by Jumbybird August 26, 2013

CROCODILE QUEAF

A female crocodile fanny fart.

It was a day in the jungle and the explorers heard a crocodile queaf.

by TNYELLELR December 2, 2016

crocodile dancing

a crocodile who may appear to be walking but is indeed dancing and passing the vibe check

Lauren was right because the crocodile was indeed dancing not walking (crocodile dancing)

by crocodile dancer March 6, 2020