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critter country

Associated with a mans Disneyland. When the mans Disneyland you are attending has crabs. Stay away from splash mountain and the bear country jamboree as they are in very close proximity to critter country. Disclaimer: Not every mans Disneyland has critter country. Whenever you do board the log ride, raise your bimini top. You don't want that kind of burn.
Dammit, I went to mans Disneyland last night, but I didn't ride the log ride because I thought it might go through critter country and I didn't bring my bimini. No lotion will soothe that kind of burn!
by big kev 79 July 22, 2011
mugGet the critter countrymug.

Sabertooth Crotch Critters

These microscopic organisms inhabit deep jungles within the feminine private parts of hookers, sluts and everyday whores. WARNING: Do not obtain this brutal critters. They will infest your crotch and inflame your flesh.
Boy: Want to have sex tonight?
Girl: No. I have Sabertooth Crotch Critters.
Boy: Oh...
by DoctorDong July 22, 2010
mugGet the Sabertooth Crotch Crittersmug.

Crispy critter man

a man who is often confused due to a combination of sunburns and hard drugs
I am a crispy critter man, and now i've got this wicked headache
by notsoslimshady January 20, 2011
mugGet the Crispy critter manmug.

Crusty Critter

A term for People who call people gay or say a person has done homosexual acts or tells people that they smell, look, or sound gay.
He talks about people being gay so much he must be a Crusty Critter. Crusty Critter
by notyourjoebudy January 1, 2011
mugGet the Crusty Crittermug.

Cano critter clapper

The act of farting into a woman's vagina and her queefing it back out.
Man I just gave my girl a Cano critter clapper!
by Coco85 November 13, 2022
mugGet the Cano critter clappermug.

Cage Fed Critters

Name given to young children of immigrants ripped from their mother's arms, abused,drugged and thrown into dirty little cages by ICE agents.
Donnie Trump bragged to his bae Putin about the cage fed critters on display in red states along the border. Even Putin couldn't resist calling donnie a rancid POS.
by Littlehandsdonniedotard July 22, 2018
mugGet the Cage Fed Crittersmug.

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