tasty critter

Another term for adult beverage usually a mixed drink.

"Hey! Whatcha doing?

"Having me a tasty critter!"

by drednought July 6, 2009

Sabertooth Crotch Critters

These microscopic organisms inhabit deep jungles within the feminine private parts of hookers, sluts and everyday whores. WARNING: Do not obtain this brutal critters. They will infest your crotch and inflame your flesh.

Boy: Want to have sex tonight?
Girl: No. I have Sabertooth Crotch Critters.
Boy: Oh...

by DoctorDong July 22, 2010

Crispy critter man

a man who is often confused due to a combination of sunburns and hard drugs

I am a crispy critter man, and now i've got this wicked headache

by notsoslimshady January 20, 2011

Crusty Critter

A term for People who call people gay or say a person has done homosexual acts or tells people that they smell, look, or sound gay.

He talks about people being gay so much he must be a Crusty Critter. Crusty Critter

by notyourjoebudy January 1, 2011

Cano critter clapper

The act of farting into a woman's vagina and her queefing it back out.

Man I just gave my girl a Cano critter clapper!

by Coco85 November 13, 2022

Cage Fed Critters

Name given to young children of immigrants ripped from their mother's arms, abused,drugged and thrown into dirty little cages by ICE agents.

Donnie Trump bragged to his bae Putin about the cage fed critters on display in red states along the border. Even Putin couldn't resist calling donnie a rancid POS.

by Littlehandsdonniedotard July 22, 2018

woodland critter christmas

hail satan!

its a special time a special day its woodland critter christmas!

by obama sin latte August 12, 2021