mid-college crisis

the state of being in which a 2nd year college student still feels completely lost and attempts to re-examine the meaning of one's pathetic little life before becoming another useless member of society.

Up 'til now, his dream had always been to become a veternarian. Now, going through his mid-college crisis, Jesse's doubting all of his own abilities.

by katy [props to the mek!] October 4, 2004

nightlife crisis

A state of permanent urge to go out and participate in nightlife events due to the worry of missing out something that others might experience. Affected people keep doing this over several weeks or months. The tragic thing is that these people wont find enough satisfaction for there might always be a greater event taking place somewhere else next weekend.

A: Oh boy, do you really wanna go party again? Last night already blew my mind off.

B: Come on! Youll never know whats gonna be out there waiting for us!

A: Dude you got a serious nightlife crisis. You should reconsider your lifestyle and get some satisfaction elsewhere but party

by brain fart February 8, 2013

mid-freshman-year crisis

A point in a teenager's life where they partake in ridiculous things they will likely later look back on in regret or amusement in an attempt to "find themselves." Usually occurs about halfway through their freshman year of high school and ends before the start of sophomore year. May include: extreme hair changes (cut and/or color), unusual modes of dress, changes in musical taste, or strange new hobbies.

Jordan: "Has Jane gone punk now or something?"

Taylor: "Nah, she's just going through a mid-freshman-year crisis."

by bluesuedeshoes April 5, 2011

smiles and cries

Noun. The good and bad of life. You have to have some of one to appreciate the other. For every smile, you cry about something else. And for every cry, you will have something to smile about later.

It was a tough day when we lost the recording contract. That's smiles and cries for you. Things will get better soon.

by Terry Bad Ice March 29, 2017

Crisis core

An awesome game that takes place 7 years before Final Fantasy Vii. It revolves around Cloud's dead friend Zack Fair. The game is played on a PSP.

Wow, Crisis Core must be the best game ever.

by VLEX July 9, 2009

criss

A "sacre" (swear) from Quebec. It comes from the word "Christ". It can be used in various ways.

1. Noun
2. Verb
3. Adverb

1. Toi mon criss!
2. M'a t'en crisser une!
3. T'es crissement cave!

by adjudant117 November 11, 2006

Crisis Cross

The Crisis Cross is a sex position in which a guy sits down in a criss cross position, whilst a girl rides him with her hands tied behind her back. From an outside perspective, it looks terrifying, and is hence dubbed the “Crisis Cross”.

Hey dude me and my girl tried this new move the crisis cross and you have to try it.

by PseudoSarcasm February 25, 2019