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Cristiano Ronaldo

a stupid footballer known for going to some dubass saudi team cause he got benched in not only mnu, but also in portugal LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
a man who also made the drastic meme known as suiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii, or as IshowSpeed says,
"Cristiano Ronaldo, SEWEY!" he is now a rival of messi
person1:Cristiano Ronaldo is the best
person2:No he isn't lol also you are such a nazi im gonna go make a hate speech on you in the defenition
by borisjohnsonisatorytwat January 29, 2023
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Cristian

A guy with a voice that sounds like he has broncitus he has a hemroid he is forever alone.
Cristian is diseased.
by Pyromatics April 10, 2016
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Cristian

He is such a Cristian.
by ghyb April 3, 2017
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Kiana and Cristianna Love

Loving someone so much you can tell each other anything and you do everything together. Kiana and Cristianna love is the strongest love you can have for another person. Kiana and Cristianna love is spending each and every moment together, sharing special memories, being closer then any other people could ever be, and being there for each other.
Kiana and Cristianna have that special Kiana and Cristianna love for each other <3 I love you love!!!!
by Cristianna January 6, 2008
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CRISTIAN

A stupid idiot who can’t shut up about his feelings, nor really, nobody cares, STOP B*tching about your feelings NO ONE ASKED!!! He is very annoying, he is a total asshole, and jerk. He is always eyeing other girls and is probably cheating on you. He thinks he is funny, but I’ve laughed more watching people die in it chapter 2. His drawings are sh*t.
“Cristian won’t shut the hell up, I swear I just wanna bring my 4 millimeter to school and shoot him right in his stupid @$$ face”
“I heard he is a total dick
by Cristian’sExGirlfriend November 9, 2019
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cristiano

a fat gaybo who spends all day n fortnite and doesnt take showers
1;wow hes so weird
2;he must be a cristiano!
by john242525 June 6, 2018
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