Once upon a time there was a man named Ja Pedo and he manufactured shoes in a Japanese sweatshop made in China. All shoes tags contained made in China until one day the most perfect white shoe was made which was to be sold to the whitest man made. It went on bid auction at Footlocker and was bought by a mystery caller from Nigeria however it turned out that they were fake and was handed down to the Russians for $400. The Russians decided to hand down the object of whiteness for the leader to wear; the ultimate white shoes for the ultimate bad boy, they thought. It fell into the hands one day later of yours truely, Vlad Putin. He saw these shoes and decided to wear themon his GF (god feet) the next day with his meeting with Obama on Trump, to show his support for white morons running America. The next day he found yellow stained shoes that smelled like a nuke puke was performed on them. He has unfortunately thrown them behind the cupboard where is assistant Sergey Sogay had done the two most ultimate nukes since the Americans bombed Japan for fun and the end of the war most importantly. And that, folks, is the legend of the Cream 950 shoes.
by SliceofJesus December 30, 2016
After catching a fish you proceed to put your dick in its mouth resulting in cum leaking from the fishes gills
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by Kyo Kiyoshi January 16, 2020
When a male blows is load in a female's anus. Afterwards she takes a dump upon him thus sharting poopies and cream.
by Christopher Leonard Reid September 08, 2008
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by Blan Blaston November 16, 2018
A delicious creamy substance found on Dagobah, where Yoda lives. Also happens to be Yoda's favourite food.
by Coggy-Geary January 19, 2021