Brown crayon

When you flush your poop and it leaves a streak on the toilet bowl

Dude, someone left a brown crayon on the toilet

by Revycling bin juice February 26, 2020

Crayon Muncher

Defined as a person in a video game who shows no sign of common sense and intellect, very similar to being braindead

Look at this Crayon Muncher spamming.

by KamiFR0ZE September 22, 2023

crayon smoker

something to call a dumb ass that looks like they would smoke crayons due not having any weed

ted: jeff looks like a crayon smoker

by according to all known laws February 27, 2021

crayon text

term used by pissed off customers to indicate their irrational dislike of typeset used in a message they didn't like.

generally used when the customer has nothing left to gripe about but still has residual anger.

..."crayon text isn't exactly professional."

by olivereb October 8, 2009

dirty crayon

The natural scent of a young African American.

Damn girl, is that dirty crayon you got on?!

by Tanner B October 30, 2013

white crayon

Someone that no one likes, or wants to hang around with due to their annoying and freakish personality.

No one likes a white crayon.

"I saw Daniel at the park yesterday yelling at the top of his lungs to everyone around him, he's such a white crayon."

by ByrdIsThaWyrd May 12, 2016

Crayon Cock

A slender uncircumcised penis that happens to be the shape of a crayon.

Did you see that guys meat whistle, he's got a bad case of the crayon cock.

by cravecock December 15, 2010