crappers!

When something doesn't go your way.

OH NO I DIED CRAPPERS!

by Xbmxer4li4eX April 1, 2011

crapple pie

1. When you really had your heart set on making a pie, but realize that the apples you have taste like pure crap. You don't let this stop you however and make that pie anyway and serve it to all of your friends and loved ones.

2. When lady luck gives you a swift kick in the balls.

1. I smell something good. Don't tell me you're making another crapple pie!

2. Dude, so I opened up a 2 pack of starburst and got two of the stupid fucking yellows. Aw man, I'm sorry... that's a slice of crapple pie.

by ewee October 4, 2012

crapless

Instead of using the more direct expression "scared shitless" for those who don't like to use profanity one can use crapless

Standing on the ledge, Tom looks scared crapless as he is about to bungee jump blind-folded!!

by Sushiray September 7, 2016

Crapple Bobbing

After receiving a blumpkin, in one lightning fast motion, hop up and shove the persons head into the shit filled toilet resembling a game of apple bobbing.

Dude: My chick gave me a blumpkin last night.

Friend: Did you also jam her face into your shit and make her go crapple bobbing?

by Uncle Gary's Potato Farm May 26, 2017

crapperson

A person who majorly sucks

your such a crapperson

by Hunter The Pegasus February 19, 2018

Crapplause

A polite but unenthusiastic expression of approval.

John had not seen Jim in a while and during small talk provided a few crapplause reactions to Jim's recent accomplishments.

by UnPhiltered February 22, 2019

Crapple sause

Crapple sause is another way of saying shit, but politely. It is a term used to say: 'you scared the shit out of me' but infront of your grandmother. Use this term wisely. Only those worthy of hearing the term can carry out it's legacy.

Holy nuts! You scared the crapple sause out of me

by Danni daVito April 20, 2020