Corporate Couple

An interracial couple made up of an East Asian woman (Chinese, Thai, Korean, etc. Not Pakistani, Indian, etc.), and a Caucasian male.

Tend to be white collar professionals, and most common in urban areas.

Basically this is due to cultural preferences. Culturally, Asian women like the traits of stability and reliability. So more often then not, these men cannot be classified as "bad boys".

White men like slim, cute women. Many also have a raging case of "Yellow Fever" (but this is not a prerequisite).

Yeah Corporate Couples are very common in this city.

by tacomalo June 12, 2010

climb the corporate ladder

To move up in the hierarchy of a corporation.

A 'ladder' is a device with steps used to 'climb' (or move) up and down, so the 'corporate ladder' is the series of steps people go through as they gain more power in a corporation and 'rise to the top' - from file clerk up to president.

You have to work very hard if you want to climb the corporate ladder.

by VAKI5 May 14, 2005

something corporate

fucking good band

DOWNLOAD:
* I wanna save you
* You're gone
* If you see Jordan

hey........this is some good shit

by cilla....yes....bring it March 1, 2004

corporate humor

1) Hopelessly unfunny jokes, anecdotes, or one-liners, often told by executives, in a corporate environment that earn laughs from brown-nosers.
2) Hopelessly unfunny jokes, anecdotes, or one-liners referencing corporate ads or slogans.

"Working hard or hardly working?"

"Hey guys, did you see that commercial with that duck?" (Imitates duck) "Hahaha, isn't that hilarious?"

"Hey Jim, how was the office party?"
"God awful! Nothing but corporate humor for 3 hours straight!"

by Bill5234 December 9, 2008

Corporate Constipation

The general inability to produce any final outcomes or progress within a corporate environment. Due primarily to ineptitude in management and policies that prevent the full release of employee performance and potential.

I need a new job. It's the same old corporate constipation. I'm getting no where here.

by Eaton Holgoode April 30, 2015

something corporate

A really good band. They have some amazing stuff, and their song Konstantine can make anyone with a soul shed a tear. Thank you for piano rock, guys. For another piano rocker, see Ben Folds. For a more "emo" band, see Dashboard Confessional.

Everyone needs to listen to the song Konstantine by SoCo. Andrew makes my cry, it's so brilliant

by dcfan May 24, 2004

corporate hippie

A corporate hippie is a person who embraces the "hippie" attitude (peace, love, understanding, diversity, non-violence, the greater good, environmental awareness, etc.) but is fully integrated into the corporate world. Corporate hippies seek to prove that social awareness and the private sector can coexist.

After having said she'd never work for the private sector, she became a Corporate hippie

by Andrei Dersen May 5, 2008