Spicy Cornhole

When you are stuck in a blizzard in the backcountry with your boys and need to keep warm by pouring Tabasco on your penis and cornholing each other.

Dude we are going to freeze to death if we don’t get a spicy cornhole going in this tent. Good thing we packed the hot sauce!

by CoconutSplenda January 14, 2022

Maryland Corndog

Usually done by Marylanders, a sexual act in which a female performing oral sex a male covers his penis in a variety of liquid and smothers it using her hands. This liquid can be cum, spit, or even, shit or vomit.

If the partaker wishes to, he or she may also use Maryland-born seasonings, such as Old Bay or McCormick pepper

Chris: Hey Frank, how’ve Sydney and Tim been getting along?
Frank: *Sighs* You wouldn’t believe it, but she’s been giving him the good ol’ Maryland Corndogs whenever she comes over…
Chris: The fuck is that supposed to be?
Frank: It’s.. an eastern shore thing…

by ElainaPastitsio July 28, 2023

corndog condom

The act of using the corn bread from a corn dog as a condom. 35%effective 100%delicious

I whipped out the corndog condom on a random slam last night and she bit the head of my cock!

by Gingerherps February 12, 2014

dirty corndog

When you slap a big, fat, juicy corndog on your ex's asshole and then finger your dog while sucking your dad's dick

Dayeum that man just pulled a dirty corndog

by TheOneAndOnlyMansNotHot63 April 13, 2020

Turkish Corndog

When you wrap sandpaper around your dick, and insert into a girl's asshole.

Me - "I gave that bitch a good ol turkish corndog!"

Friend - "Hell yeah dude!"

by Blumpkin power January 17, 2009

cornholer

1. A member of ACORN (Association of Community Organizations for Reform Now) and/or its network.

2. Any activist involved in "social justice" or "environmental justice."

3. Progressives

The cornholers are registering their pets to vote.

The rally mostly consisted of cornholers protesting SUVs.

Cornholers are leftist, socialist, liberal progressives with both communist and fascist tendencies.

by It's on. March 2, 2010

Cornholio's Dilemma

The situation one faces if offered sex when one's poopchute is in a state of less-than-optimal hygiene. This may be due to splatter ass, lack of access to bathing facilities, or just plain laziness. The risks are to accept the sex and run the risk of being thought a skank or dirtball, or to turn down the sex even though you might avoid detection of your filthy fudgepipe.

Named for Beavis's alter ego, Cornholio, who always needs TP for his bunghole.

I had just gotten back from a camping trip when my buddy's hot sister walked up the driveway and started coming on to me. Having gone three days without a bath, using only leaves for toilet paper, I thus experienced Cornholio's Dilemma.

by Gabby Johnson March 17, 2008