Company Dumpty

To take a shit while at work, or on "company" time.

Derived from the more commonly known phrase "humpty dumpty".

Hey where have you been? You're late for our 10 o'clock meeting.

Sorry man, I ate a massive curry last night so I just had to take a Company Dumpty.

by T Yo February 23, 2009

Cocpare

Too compare two different kinds of cocaine.

You got some cocaine from billy? I got stuff from jimmy. Let's do a line to cocpare.

by Easius January 14, 2013

Cappalicious

Cappalicious looking like a idiot or something while doing something can be good or bad

John looks so Cappalicious breaking that window

by Simthewelsh February 10, 2018

compact squid bar

a compacted squid bar is a triggered person that is craving toenails from how much stress that over came them

the music teacher is a compact squid bar.

by toenail & toejam April 19, 2019

Choppa Cap Fan

The coolest living thing on planet earth, he is the best and luckiest Fall Guys: Ultimate Knockout player, and has a huge brain.

Pathetic Noob: How is Choppa Cap Fan getting hundreds of wins per hour in Fall Guys: Ultimate Knockout?

by Choppa Cap Fan September 6, 2021

CompanyMan

Someone who would BLEED for the company they work for

Connor is such a CompanyMan, he'll die for this place

by CSSProductions May 20, 2022

Male companionship

When old ladies need some dick but still gotta act like they wanna chat and get dinner first. Usually found in newspaper ads cuz old ppl don't know about tinder or Christian mingle yet.

Attractive, healthy, energetic, 60 years old female looking for "male companionship"

by krohnson November 30, 2017