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Al Cootie

A terrible disease contracted by Allie Howland. Symptoms include: slight nausea, extreme cravings for mac+cheese, urges to purchase every new bath product at CVS, urges to give the middle finger to just about everyone, and reckless driving. To cure this terrible disease please contact 1800-NoMoreAl.
Peter: "omg! I just got Al Cootie from sharing trail mix with Allie Howland"
Jan: "You should have known better"
Peter: "I better call 1800-NoMoreAl right away!"
by Lynn-meister October 12, 2012
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Hood rat cooties

when a particular person comes in contact with a hood rat, (such as Tara, Bobbi, Rachel, and/or Betsy)...meow...may begin to experience redness in hive-like designs on the arms and/or legs, followed by a severe projectile diarrea...(in which may be used in finger painting and such crafts... i.e. Sunday school. This infection will last between 2 weeks and 4 years. good luck
"i've been peeing out my ass...I think i have the hood rat cooties...damn!"
by the clap queen August 13, 2008
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cootie bone

a cootie bone is a gay man that wish he had a cootie but he has a bone. (dick)
by lisat August 25, 2007
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Cooties

Boys germs that little girls catch when they touch them....ewwwww
That girl has got cooties from that boy who just touched her
by Stef ROCS June 25, 2003
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coojits

meaning to cool one's jets. used when time is of the essence.
guy1- come out with your hands up!

guy2- coojits, man.
by maddawgc January 7, 2010
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cooties

A mythical disease carried by young women prior to the September 11, 2001 attacks, replaced since then by skankthrax.
"Bug off, Susie! I don't want your cooties!"
by Gahmuret July 22, 2006
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cooties

A deadly germ caused by under-aged kids. Commonly known as(Coo-ties). A North American Germ, tranferred from one kid to another.By kids calling them-self liking each other. This germ can became very deadly, if not treated by the parent/s.
My little girl was six years old, when she came home one-day and had gotten the (COO-TIES)from a little boy, she like at school. My little girl said she only played with the little boy at recess and in the classroom. She always would say he was cute and now she has the Cooties!
by Mrs 2 Click April 5, 2008
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