le toot de coot

When you fart and the air comes a bit front and tickle / vibrate your vagina.

Me: **Smirking inanely**

Him: “What are you smirking for?”
Me: “It’s Le Toot De Coot, don’t mind me”

Him: **Smirking**

by Hounty Bunter May 06, 2023

coot

coot is a little virgin gaymer who keyboards on R6 because he gets bullied by kids even though he's homeschooled.

This guy is such a coot bro! wtf!

by Whisky-Straight October 15, 2020

Coot

Someone who’s not pushin 🅿️

You’re such a fucking coot, ong.

by JustWillUrban February 11, 2022

Coot

When you dont know how to spell cool because youre retarded

My friend Dade said that was coot, I think hes a little special

by Ty65 March 13, 2021

Coot

A euphemism for c*nt when you don't want to swear.

Shut the fudge up you coot!

by Matthew678 May 17, 2019

Coots

Can be the shortened version of, "Cutie", or "Cute". Can be used in a flirtatious way with a girl/guy in any situation. Can be used if you wanna call a girl/guy a funny, dorky name. Might be used as a nick-name as well. Can be a pseudonym as well.

Guy: What's up coots? :)
Girl: Not Much, coots. :)

Coots is ma nig!

Coots is the shit.

by TheRealBaconator April 10, 2013

coot

1. noun Singular of "cooties"

2. adj Yucky, gross.

1. Ew, a coot!

2. Matthew is so coot.

by WafflesTheDragon December 07, 2009