blowin coot 

Otherwise known as “ queefing”

That chick is blowin coot over there.

blowin coot by Lyinglemur April 17, 2024

le toot de coot 

When you fart and the air comes a bit front and tickle / vibrate your vagina.

Me: **Smirking inanely**

Him: “What are you smirking for?”
Me: “It’s Le Toot De Coot, don’t mind me”

Him: **Smirking**

le toot de coot by Hounty Bunter May 6, 2023

needle cooties 

While referring primarily to HIV and hepatitis, the term 'needle cooties' can apply to any malady which can be transmitted though the sharing of needles for intravenous drug use.

Charlie Sheen recently announced he has caught the needle cooties - winning!

needle cooties by Lârry Dângüs, esq. March 1, 2016

Cooterade

A frothy yet smooth and refreshing sports drink made from the by-products of lesbian sex. Delicious?

Do you want your white wings?
No I am too tired.
Here have some cooterade.
Thanks! I'm good to go!

Cooterade by Ron Swanson? February 22, 2014

Nigga cootie war 

The nigga cootie war began in 2020. The cooties aka COVID-19 swept the nation as the African Americans went to war with nazis and trump supporters. One k pop singer went to help fight against the nazis with his brother poggers. Poggers succumbed to gun shit wounds in his anus.

The k pop singer made a tribute music video , returning to South Korea after the treacherous nigga cootie wars and his fallen brother poggers

Nigga cootie war by Cooitiewar November 8, 2020

cooter quiver

That tingling feeling women get when they kiss somebody hott or watch porn

He kiss me so good it gave me a cooter quiver.

When I watched that porn it made my cooter quiver.

Damn he look so fine he made my cooter quiver.

cooter quiver by ashane May 28, 2017

Carni -cooties 

Carni-cooties is after you leave the County Fair or State Fair the creepy feelings you have on your skin. Knowing that you touched the same thing as a carni worker or the freaks that only come outside once a year to go to the fair.

#1 - I feel like there are ticks crawling all over my skin after leaving the fair, it must be the carni -cooties.

#2 - Maddie, DON"T TOUCH ANYTHING UNTIL AFTER YOU HAVE WASHED YOU HANDS 5 TIMES!!!!! I think we got some carni-cooties on us.

Carni -cooties by Mitchell man August 2, 2009