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coot slap

1. - When a woman has excessively large labia majora, she may pull on both lips spread like a butterfly, while riding a mans face, then proceed to slap him in the face with said lips.

2. - When a woman holds a mans head between her feet, repeatedly smacking his head into her vagina.
"Man I was eating her out last night, then she grabbed my head with her feet and started to coot slap me."
by BuccaneerGeek November 12, 2021
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Coot newt

A fetus. Most often referring to a fetus in the 1st trimester.
"Look, I got a coot newt and I'm not sure who the father is."
by Face in the place March 8, 2018
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Coots

Another washed up youtuber that plays pc with other washed up youtubers. Currently has like no subs and isn't growing anytime soon.
"did you see Coots's newest upload?
"yeah its not good at all"
by Warm ass cheesecake May 9, 2018
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Coots

Can be the shortened version of, "Cutie", or "Cute". Can be used in a flirtatious way with a girl/guy in any situation. Can be used if you wanna call a girl/guy a funny, dorky name. Might be used as a nick-name as well. Can be a pseudonym as well.
Guy: What's up coots? :)
Girl: Not Much, coots. :)

Coots is ma nig!

Coots is the shit.
by TheRealBaconator April 9, 2013
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le toot de coot

When you fart and the air comes a bit front and tickle / vibrate your vagina.
Me: **Smirking inanely**

Him: “What are you smirking for?”
Me: “It’s Le Toot De Coot, don’t mind me”

Him: **Smirking**
by Hounty Bunter May 6, 2023
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blowin coot

by Lyinglemur April 17, 2024
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Coot

Someone who’s not pushin 🅿️
by JustWillUrban February 11, 2022
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