Doom Cooch

A Cooch of Doom, possibly related to Vagina Dentata (... what a wonderful phrase...)
Or,
Someone who ruins a good time.

Don't lose your wrist watch in that Doom Cooch. That thing might take your hand off!

by gothangelic March 04, 2009

cooch clerk

a woman who sells her vagina for crack.

the cooch clerk is giving me a %10 discount because i have loads of store cred! HIGH FIVE!

by orange123 March 02, 2009

cooch stretcher

An abnormally large penis or a child.

How many cooch stretchers do you have?

by Big Foots Dick June 26, 2015

Cooch Worm

A worm/parasite that enters the cooch and makes a nest inside.

Emma had a cooch worm so she had to go to the obgyn.

by Dadaddy1638261 March 06, 2018

gangus cooch

Someone who has had sexual relations with every patron or employee in an establishment.

Employee 1. Hey man I took that chick home last night.
Employee 2. Oh wow, I took her home last week.
Employee 3. No way, I screwed her Thursday.
Employee 4. Man, what a gangus cooch!

by Nick and Enrique March 04, 2008

poop cooch

When a girl takes a good shit and wipes the wrong way and gets some poop on her vagina and can't get it out.

"Shit man I was about to do my girlfriend but she had to drop one real quick and when she came back....she had POOP COOCH!!"

by shit son April 05, 2006

Cooch Punch

A vicious hooking or uppercutting sock to the vag. Usually results in blood, pain, and an inability to have children.
A good way to keep that biatch in line...

Megan pissed me off, so the next time i saw her, i walked right up and slammed a pounding cooch punch right into her vag.

by flappy vag December 03, 2008