cooch poodle

A skank who hasn't shaved her who-ha in 10 months.

That girls skirt is so short you can see her cooch poodle.

That cooch poodle needs two hair styles for that short dress!

That stripper needs to shave her cooch poodle, it's springing out the side of her thong.

Her cooch poodle itself could give me it's own lap dance!

by Ofmay November 18, 2013

cooch-poacher

One with the habit of stalking cooch that belongs to someone else, often the cooch of a friend.

Go easy on the Tequila tonight, there is a cooch-poacher eyeing your lady.

by Fading Glory August 10, 2008

Chewbacca Cooch

A sci-fi take on the 70s bush in which one would hybrid growl and gargle when a man goes down on her death star.

Her chewbacca cooch was primed for my light saber

by Nitrophoenix69 August 22, 2014

anal cooch

A gay man's vagina.....

Man 1: Hun, something is wrong with my anal cooch
Man 2: Hun, Im thinking you have cooties in the anal cooch
Man 1: Possibly....

by that_just_happened June 22, 2007

gangus cooch

Someone who has had sexual relations with every patron or employee in an establishment.

Employee 1. Hey man I took that chick home last night.
Employee 2. Oh wow, I took her home last week.
Employee 3. No way, I screwed her Thursday.
Employee 4. Man, what a gangus cooch!

by Nick and Enrique March 04, 2008

poop cooch

When a girl takes a good shit and wipes the wrong way and gets some poop on her vagina and can't get it out.

"Shit man I was about to do my girlfriend but she had to drop one real quick and when she came back....she had POOP COOCH!!"

by shit son April 05, 2006

Cactus Cooch

The female variant of Cactus Cock, or the medical condition involving the sharp, prickly growth of post-shaving pubic hair, resembling a cactus' prickles.

Mary had some bad cactus cooch last night. I think she cut me with those prickles of hers!

by Matt Schroeder April 24, 2008