german constipation 

is when 3 people are in an act of sex when one eats laxitivs and then the other person puts their dick up then asshole and waits while the other person puts thier mouth under the asshole and wait for the dick to be pulled out like a dam breaking and the water pouring out. when the diaria pouring into the mouth they swallow it.

german constipation

german constipation by minecraft bruv October 5, 2019

Social Constipation 

When you have so much you want to say at one time, but you don’t want to overwhelm the person . And you’re not even sure if they even want to talk to you in the first place, so you just end up keeping it all to yourself. And it builds up overtime as you come up with more things you want to talk about.

Internal Monologue: “I have so much I want to say to him, but I don’t know if I should say it all at once. I don’t want to be overwhelming. Maybe I’ll just say a little at a time .. Gosh he’s been so busy lately, does he even feel like talking to me? I guess I’ll just keep it all to myself right now and wait till he’s more available to talk to.. Gosh! I have so much social constipation waiting for the right timing to talk . :’( and I keep coming up with more to say!”

Social Constipation by de3le3 November 25, 2021

scribes constipation 

An alternative way of saying "writers block".

"I'm not suffering from scribes constipation, I just haven't had the time to write."

scribes constipation by The worst English student February 22, 2022

Communication constipation 

The urban phenomenon that hits every individual at one time of their lives. The phenomenon is caused by complex urban life and random stimulations paralyses the person's communication skills and this situation pushes the individual into; a state of not being able to talk, not being able to get it out and communicate. All gets stuck and causes constipation in communication.

She is normally an outgoing person but lately she has been suffering from communication constipation.

Communication constipation by irfanmeric March 30, 2022

Eye Constipation 

When ya can’t cry. I mean like, the tears are there, but they just, won’t come out.

The sunset and sunrise gives me eye constipation.
AAAAAAAAAA EYE CONSTIPATIONNNN!!!!
That scene gave me eye constipation.

Eye Constipation by Marshi_eee May 8, 2022

Info Constipation 

The inability to write or create outside of a given framework.

"I had all these ideas but couldn't put it on paper"

"It sounds like you have Info Constipation my friend"

Info Constipation by Sir. KĀG January 24, 2024

news constipation 

Reading so many bad news, you can not give a shit anymore

Mikko does not give a shit about the news anymore. He said he has news constipation. He just reads them and makes standup jokes without crying first.

news constipation by mphahaha February 1, 2024