consistency

Killbot by Lithifusion, verified and published by BoldStep

Damn bro Killbot is so good, it's the definition of consistency

by cruelblitz February 2, 2021

Constipated laughter

The painful lingering feeling resulting from laughter that’s caused by some ass hole trying to impress people who ride upon him/her like a horse, with a joke that they try so hard to laugh at, butt try so hard they sound like they are squeezing their esophagus like that of an intestine.

Ass hole: “blah blah” (probably trying to belittle somebody or desecrate something)
Plebs/pions: *as their throat tightens to the point of suffocation* “bahahahaha hehehehe whowhowhowho” <— the resulting constipated laughter of something that’s only wanna be funny
Me:omg somebodies gona lay something with that kinda level contraction.

by Seriously silly South July 11, 2021

Consistencsnee

Being extremely consistent in an event or game over a period of many years, particularly fantasy football, online gaming, and role playing.

Person A always wins at Mario Kart, he/she brings a high level of consistencsnee to their gaming.

I hope to finish with more consistencsnee in my Fantasy Football league this year.

by Major Mac August 26, 2021

Consistent

A thing that Urban Dictionary answers are not

Urban Dictionary: Watermelon Sugar is a word for Heroin, sex, a 1960's book, and a lyric from a Harry Styles song.
Readers: That's not very consistent.

by machanicalPencil February 16, 2022

Consistencify

The act of applying consistency, either to new things or retroactively.

Everyone's been doing this their own way. I'm going to consistencify it for them.

by inthelonggrass June 6, 2022

Consistently inconsistent

Florida weather

Florida’s weather is consistently inconsistent; it’ll be raining one second, and then the next it’ll be completely sunny as though it never rained.

by 2020wasbadbad June 21, 2022

Constipated With Fear

When you let fear block up your life and keep you ‘stuck’ where you are instead of where you want to be.

If you weren’t so Constipated With Fear you would see you’re standing in your own way.

by The Last True Mouthpiece November 30, 2022