conceited

everything has to be your way, self centered

Conceited would be... calling your OWN name when you reach orgasm

by Sage's girl September 28, 2007

Concert Cigarette

marijuana; weed; joint

I smoked a concert cigarette last night.

by MrRockMusic October 1, 2009

concentric

You will learn this in geometry.

Concentric means "sharing the same center". Con- = used multiple times, -Centric = center-related. (like cooperate: multiple people doing the same task)

So, it's like a dartboard or bullseye: the circles are all around the same point.

Something three-dimensional, like cylinders (water bottles, spray cans), may be coaxial.

The solar system is concentric. All the planets orbit the sun.

A properly set table has the bowls and plates concentric.

by Solomon H July 16, 2008

pull out contest

When at least 2 males dispute on who has the bigger man meat, they are forced to engage in a pull out contest, where they pull out their dicks and have a contest as to who's is the biggest.

"Dude my dick is wayyyy bigger than yours"
"No man my shit's like an anaconda"
"Well lets settle this! Pull out contest!"

by crazynancy May 17, 2010

pissing contest

1. A contest, usually between two males, to see who can urinate over the longest distance, or for the longest amount of time.

2. A contest in which logical rational argument in the search for truth gives way to emotional and/or personal attacks for the sake of power or reputation. Usually such contests leave a feeling of ill-will amongst all involved, and prove nothing more than who belongs where in a primal heirarchy.
Derived from the term "pissing grounds", which are usually urinated on to mark ownership.

What started out as a rational debate quickly degenerated into a pissing contest.

by N Butcher December 28, 2005

banana eating contest

U.S. Navy slang; Game in which many promiscuous women give multiple men blowjobs.

After a fabulous show, the bassist asked the audience if any ladies want to have a banana eating contest backstage.

by Natalija July 22, 2007

concessionist

Someone who works in concessions-- typically at a movie theatre. It's technically not a word according to most dictionaries, and usually gets the red squiggly line from most spell-checkers; but you can refer to this unofficial definition as your own little victory knowing that, as far as the rest of the world is concerned, it's a real word.

Harvard Grad: Excuse me, but a girl who works in your concessions spit in my cup before serving it to me.
Management: Don't you mean a concessionist?
Harvard Grad: That's not a fucking word you imbecile.
Management: (begins making a loogie)...let me see that cup.

by Douglas Young December 29, 2007