Contastrafuck

A song which pushes to break the boundaries of a song.

Some 'Synergy' tracks are a total contastrafuck!

by Incendiary Device September 26, 2010

Comcasting

(V) The act of changing a neighbor's TV programs with you're Comcast remote. Generally done from outside a family room window so as to see the neighbors' reaction. This works because all Comcast remotes work with all Comcast cable boxes.

Paul:Hey, wanna go ding-dong ditching?
Jimmy: I'd rather go Comcasting.

Barb: Why did the TV channel just change?
Marge:It's those darn kids, they're always Comcasting.

by JumpinGinger February 24, 2011

Confasty

The experience of eating the combination of fish fingers and custard... tasty, yet confusing.

Wow... this fish finger custard is darned confasty.

by Mr. Who, MD June 9, 2011

comcastified

The deliberate slowdown of internet content do to a terribly slow internet service provider.

My Netfilx stream has been comcastified.

by baudeagle September 12, 2014

Comcast and coitus

The act of sexual intercourse while having Comcast on the TV in the background.

Boy: Netflix and chill?
Girl: Sorry, I only have cable.
Boy: How about Comcast and coitus?

by Mattoooo December 18, 2015

Comcasting

A sex move in which you shit on your partners face while punching them in their genitals and then send them a bill for it.

Last night, my girlfriend decided to end things as a result of me comcasting her in our bedroom. Unfortunately, I'm the only guy in town so she's stuck with me.

by TheWizzanator18 January 3, 2016

Comcasting

A sex move in which you shit on your partners face while punching them in their genitals and then send them a bill for it.

"How is your date going?"

"He's comcasting me, but I'm the one who agreed to it, so I'll just have to pay the check when the time comes. It sucks that the dating scene is so small."

by SingleModeFiber January 4, 2016