comcaptive

A comcaptive is a person who is stuck with Comcast and has no other option for internet service.

"Hey Bill, why don't you dump Comcast already?"
"I wish I could, but they got me comcaptive..."

by seorl July 23, 2014

Combat Mosh

Originally coined by the thrash metal band Lich King, "Combat Mosh" is normally yelled out in mosh pits at metal shows. It is a call to action to others in the pit to beat someone up, normally because they're being a dick (targeting, hardcore dancing, etc.). Combat Moshing normally happens in large groups so participant's can't really be singularly targeted and thrown out.

Headbanger 1: Hey man, you see that asshole windmilling over there?
Headbanger 2: You're damn right I do!
Both: COMBAT MOSH!!!
*guy gets his ass beat*

by doctor chad thundercock February 22, 2019

Combat Hippy

A title for liberal activist that's pretty much like every other hippy, except not wimps. Largely made up of veterans who actually love their brothers and sisters. "Liberal Specialist"

Since getting out of the Marines, Adam has become a combat hippy.

by Delvekhio June 2, 2019

Combat Cocoa

A term used to describe an overtly homosexual male who believes he is in the closet however his homosexuality is extremely apparent.

Todd is most definitely a Combat Cocoa

by Mr. neck March 4, 2021

Macwards compatible

Anything and everything that will work with a Mac or other such Apple products.

-"I don't have a PC, and I'm having a hard time finding many games that are Macwards compatible."

-"How unfortunate."

by YIIMM March 1, 2008

Hot Combat

Sex that is considered exciting, vigorous, fast-paced, saucy, or exhilarating. Requires that all participants be in peek physical condition and a proper full-body stretch beforehand is recommended. It is also common to perform many different positions in quick and violent succession during "Hot Combat".

"She just gave me that look and I knew there was gonna be some Hot Combat tonight".

"...and after about two hours of Hot Combat neither of us had feeling in our legs. Best. Sex. Ever."

by Phinnaeus T. October 2, 2012

Man-To-Hand Combat

Jerking off, Choking the Bishop, Yanking your dick until jizz squirts out.

"download 7 terabytes of porn. Prepare for Man-To-Hand Combat!" Chris Cabrera

by Andrew Rojas December 11, 2010