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cocksick

to eject the contents of the stomach through the mouth while performing oral sex on a male's genitals.
His penis was so big I got cocksick.
by Missy Cocksick June 28, 2011
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Cocksocket

Shut your stupid orange cocksocket.
by Mailordergod November 13, 2020
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Cockshake

Going for a cockshake.

Gave her a drink of my double choc chip cockshake.

spilt my cockshake over my new trousers.
by REV. Spoons Feltchmurkin February 1, 2008
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cock smack

Hey, Fred. Let's go in the woods for a cock smack!
by Yolendé January 24, 2003
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cocksmoker

One who slices up another's penis, and proceeds to put it in a marijuana smoking pipe and smokes it.
Joey: "I'm gonna smoke your cock, bro. Becuase I'm a cocksmoker"
by Nigpunisher July 7, 2009
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Cockmockery

Horseplay, Fooling around, Dicking around, General stupid behavior
"My mom saw me jumping off the roof so she told me to 'stop this cockmockery!'"
by noodlecast April 21, 2009
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cock smack

Adj. cocksmack is a person who thinks he is hardcore and acts all tough basicaly an asshole on a higher level.

Noun. Usually Cops in rich suburban areas that have nothing better to do but sit at a corner and give rolling stop sign ticket violations and break up high school parties.
- A guy walks into the room looks around like hes a hardass and doesnt talk to anyone.

John: Look at that fucking cock smack !
Tyrone: i know.

- Cop pulls you over because you went 5mph over the speed limit, or because you did a rolling stop on a stop sign.

Cop: Do you know what you did son ?
Tim: umm no, i honestly dont officer.
Cop: you didnt stop on that fucken stop sign !
Tim: uhhh okay im sorry.
Cop: What are you on drugs ?
Tim: uhh no officer, i just didnt really see anyone going so i deciede that.
Cop: (radio) i need back up we have a r-04 over here possibly DUI
Tim: uhh.. officer i told you im not on any type of drugs
... and it continues on next thing you know u have 4 cop cars pulling over some dumb teenager for a rolling stop.
by Rodney Y December 28, 2005
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