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cock-blocking

cock-blocking
when your "friend's" jealousy attempts to find a way to prevent you from having sex.
Cock-blocking; my "friend" cock-blocked me last night so i milfed his mom.
by psychobabbleculvercity April 3, 2011
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Cock Block

The act of a large entity using their market influence to prohibit you from gaining access to a desired market.
e.g. Why does Microsoft have to come up in my house and cock block my access to that sales channel.
by retepa May 6, 2007
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Cock Block

Cock Blocking is when someone or something prevents a man from "getting some" or "hitting that"
I was about to take Jamie back to my place to seal the deal but I was swiftly cock blocked when my friend Mike didn't have a ride home.
by Sean Feeney August 16, 2007
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Cock blocked

When another nigga is tryna steal yo girl
Cock blocked means getting blocked by another dude from a girl
Guy 1: "Peter Reisdorf is such an expert cock blocker."
Guy 2: "Wow, what a douche."
by Ya boy John Appleseed March 8, 2015
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Cock::Blocks

It is when you are software engineer and rename your Code::Blocks because of the reasons.
Damn bro again some dirty work in Cock::Blocks.
by Do Ge November 27, 2018
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Cock block

Liz Hemmings is the biggest cock block known to man.
by my.michael.clifford August 28, 2014
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Cock Blocked

When you are about to have sex, but your friend interrupts you, ruining the moment
*boy about to kiss girl*
* door swings open and friend comes*
Boy: You totally just cock blocked me mate.
by Dildo_Swaggins December 14, 2016
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